untitled.

i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep

how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

This is mE

I TOTALLY DO THIS.

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother