Gay as hell.

@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking

they killed her before she could finish

date the kind of girl that eats all the snacks she buys in one day

Finally a standard I can meet

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

best sleeping conditions: freezing cold room but layers and layers of blankets

i want to live in the peaceful feeling you get underwater where everything sounds softer and the lights are all tinged blue and the world feels silky and light and surreal

“sorry im just feeling weird today” little do they know i have been feeling weird since 2006

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

Dog Ross paints some happy little squirrels. [full video]