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“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected
“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized
“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth
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sex ban — k.b + e.k an: let me imagine here for a second
bouncing on a dildo while being watched by eijiro and katsuki.
your pussy squealing around the silicone that's suctioned to the floor as both of the men stroke their leaky cocks harshly. you put them on a sex ban after they both went off on a dangerous villain while on patrol without warning, after they promised to you that they'd be more careful.
your head is thrown back, your tits bouncing mesmerizingly with your movements. leaving both men whining and leaking all over their fists. "f-fuck, come on beautiful. don't do this to kats and i.." eijiro pleads out, his voice coming out harsh. his thumb rubs against his pretty tip that's leaking so so much pre. he always leaks so much compared to katsuki.
"stop bein' a b-brat, n' let us fuck you." katsuki groans out, his pace not slowing on his cock. his knuckles are white from how hard he's trying to replicate the feeling of you squeezing around him.
you run your hand down to circle your clit, you let out a soft moan that has both the mens eyes rolling to the back of their head. "n-no, you both were bad. broke the promise." you cry out, your pace moving quicker on the toy. your hips angled to find that sweet spot inside your pussy that you know both men know the placement by heart.
you look back and forth between the both of them, your eyes dazed out as you feel a heat coil up in your tummy. "'m gonna c-come.." you sigh softly, your hand rubbing faster on your clit as you buck your hips on the toy.
both of the men whine out, their cocks leaking. eijiro's stare is harsh while katsuki is trying to register that it's not him you're going to be coming around. their eyes track your movement like a hunter watching it's prey.
"I- fuck! coming!!" you cry out, tossing your head back. you don't stop circling your clit, your hips buck involuntary on the dildo. both men groan out at the sight, their own hips bucking into their fists. letting out the last bit of strokes they needed as the see you bounce on the now creamy dildo.
katsuki comes first. hard and loud. he throws his head back, his hips bucking up, up, uppp into his fists as he spills all over his lap and abs. his breathing is ragged, he strokes a few more times to milk the come out of himself with a sharp groan.
eijiro follows quickly after with a load moan of your name, he spurts rope after rope of come all over himself. his come is thicker and creamier then katsukis. it pools on his lap, his eyes never leaving the sight of you sitting innocently on the dildo.
you watch the both of them loose theirselves with a smile. you watch them both calm down and look at you, katsuki looks at you with a teasing smirk while eijiro looks at your with pleading eyes.
before you could start moving again, katsuki stops you. "don't think you're gonna come on that little shit toy again. you know were so much better." eijiro follows quickly after, "were both so much bigger too, don't think you can get away with that much longer."
safe to say, that sex ban didn't last long.
an: your honour pls let me whore out some more banners by @/uzmacchiato
1000+ notes thank you!!! :'''''D big 'ol kisses for every one of you!
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✦ katsuki and his shy girl making out ⸝⸝ .ᐟ
cinnamon lingers in the air, the pale wall blurs your vision, and your ears are swallowed by the low hum of the AC — well, that and the sounds of his lips against your neck.
"you nervous?" he questions, although he already knows the answer.
since stepping into katsuki's apartment, you've barely spared him a glance — a quiet aura of hesitation clinging to your every move.
it's not that you and katsuki haven't kissed before — pecks on the lips do count — it was that you'd yet to kiss him like this. with your legs on either side of his lap, your bra the only thing left between you, and your breath dancing in the small space between your lips.
katsuki's warm, very warm — almost overwhelmingly so. his chest sticking to the lace of your bra and his body pressed so close it makes it hard to think.
his hands are like a heated weight over the small of your back, coasting over ridges and curves on your skin as he tries to soothe your obvious tension — keyword: tries.
because as his lips trail from the dip in your collarbone to the shell of your ear — you feel all sanity getting lost underneath his fingertips.
"you in there?"
honestly, you're not quite sure. "mhm, yeah i'm here"
you nod as if you're trying to convince yourself, too — ignore how the sudden closeness of his lips makes your cheeks heat and your heartbeat sound in your ears. flurries of panic only burrowing their way to your throat when his hands suddenly cup your face.
"no, you're fuckin' not"
you know what, fuck it be free, keep reading that bad fan fiction, keep writing that bad fanfiction, keep using y/n, keep staying up to 4 a.m reading x reader, to be cringe is too be free
(just NO a.i)
an: eijiro filming you bouncing on his dick to send to katsuki while he's on a mission overseas..
[recording started]
"f-fuck, yea, just like t-that.." eijiro moans, one hand digging into your hips while the other holds his phone in his hands. the camera a little shaky, but you two both don't care.
you're bouncing up and down eijiros chubby length. his thick tip plunges deep into your sweet spot, making your eyes roll to the back of your head and your toes curl.
"e-eiji! so biiiig!" you whimper, both hands placed on his chiselled chest, he lets out a breath. the lewd sounds of your skin slapping and your wetness fill the microphone. your eyes squeeze shut, letting the feeling of eijiros cock take full control of you.
"say hi to– fuck! shit, just like that–! katsuki baby." eijiro groans, his hips snapping up softly to meet your bounces. a creamy ring around his cock and sticky, gooey lines of your arousal mixed with eijiros pre are shown clinging to yours and his thighs with every bounce you make. "o-oh suukkkii.. miss yooouu." you whine out, grinding yourself down on eijiros cock – you let out a high pitched moan and he lets out a deep groan.
eijiro repositions the phone as you begin your movements again, his free hand moves it's way to your sensitive little clit; his thumb pressing down hard on the numb, making you gasp. "mffgh– fuck!!" you curse out, head lulling backwards.
"see how m-much a dirty girl she is? f-fuckin' makin' a mess– o-oooh, fuck, gonna cum." eijiro groans from deep in his chest. his thumb quickens it's circles and you moan out. "ei– ei– mmffg fuck! y-yes, yes ,yes. 'm cumming! 'm cumming!!" you sob out, your hips still and eijiros begins to thrust up into you to finish the job. you let out a silent scream, your thighs shaking as your pussy tightens to cream around the chubby, thick length of eijiros cock.
"s-she's so messy for us k-kats. we miss– oh fuck, cumming!" eijiro stills his hips upward, spurting ropes and ropes deep in your creamy pussy. you whine at the feeling of his hot cum inside before you fall down on his chest. eijiro moves the phone downward to show where the two of you are connected still; taking in a good shot of your pussy now leaking out all of eijiros cum. eijiro's hand lands a soft slap! on your ass, making you whine into him. he moves his phone camera back up so katsuki can see you fucked dumb and drooling on eijiros chest. the red head smiles towards the camera.
"we miss you kats, can't wait for you to be home!"
[video ended]
an: and katsuki jerked himself off so hard that night in his hotel room also thank u all for 500+ followers :'') big smooches for all!
how it feels slaving away at a fanfic because your brain keeps supplying you scenarios and plots of your favorite characters so you MUST write it to satisfy the itch
୨୧ THINKING ABOUT 💭 ៸៸ boyfriend kirishima’s sleep style . . .
the thing about your boyfriend, kirishima , is that he sleeps like he’s dead or doesnt sleep at all. better yet, he sleeps like a rock.
the type of sleeper that doesn’t budge — no matter how many times you poke his cheek, nudge his shoulder, or drape your body over him just to get a reaction.
the second kirishima lets his head hit the pillow, it’s like a switch flips. one minute he’s laughing, grinning wide, all sharp teeth and warmth, and then the next… he’s out cold, arm slung over you like it’s second nature.
kirishima is also the type to subconsciously cuddle you in your sleep. even if he falls asleep on his side of the bed, he will end up glued to you. arm around your waist, leg thrown over yours, face tucked into your shoulder or neck, mumbling in his sleep: “you’re… so pretty…” “my girl…”
on top of that, kirishima’s strength does NOT turn off... if he falls asleep holding you, whether it be your hand or your waist, you’re not escaping until he’s fully conscious. if he’s feeling nice that is…
but . . . on the nights kirishima doesn’t sleep, it’s the complete opposite.
he’ll lie there beside you, eyes open, staring at the ceiling as if tracing imaginary constellations. quieter than usual. yet his hand still always finds yours under the blanket, thumb brushing over your knuckles in slow, absent circles.
boyfriend kirishima is also equivalent to that of a heater. his body runs warm 24/7, so sleeping next to him is like having a built in heated blanket . . . just one that talks in his sleep.
so yeah, your boyfriend sleeps like a rock. but a warm rock of endless praise and affirmation. a heavy one at that. but you love it.
♡ © KATSUIKI ׄ ✉️ ۫ ❛

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Big boy!Eijirou Kirishima would always tell you not to mark him too much– only on his arms or his legs where it could easily be covered by his hero costume. But who were you to listen to him? Not when he looked so damned good with teeth marks and purpling bruises.
Purple and yellow hickeys littered his body, prominent against the flushed and sweaty skin on his abs. He was so attractive, chest heaving whenever he gracefully laughed at something the reporter asked, replying to everything professionally. You giggled as the interviewer asked him the invasive question of “who’s behind those marks, Red Riot?”
Eijirou brushed off the questions, opting not to answer as to not have the media invade his privacy, but you could see he was itching to get out of there. Poor boy... he was probably so annoyed...
It was honestly a little amusing. You watched his face flush red, getting flustered over the ask. He was never rude about it, but you knew 100% that you’d be punished for this as soon as he got home…
Yeah, worth it.
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Ok ok hear me out ……..the mha boys ya know Izuku,Katsuki,Eijiro, and TENYA !!!!!! They get turn on when you wear their hero merch especially if it’s LINGERIE 🥵
I don't care how old Izuku is or how long you've been together I think he will always be a blushing flustered mess when you do anything romantic or sexual, so that being said..
I think he would so shocked you managed to find something like that, so many things will run through his mind, he'll think about how good you look before immediately branching off and wondering where you got it or why it was made, who is the target audience for something like this?
Before you finally snap him out of his thoughts by standing right infront of where he's seated and running a hand through his curls.
"What do you think?" You asks quietly, popping your hip out more.
His hands immediately come up to feel the fabric and he chokes out a little.
"I think you look amazing.."
kirishima getting hard while you're straddling his lap and making out together
"c'mere baby.." eijirou mumbling against your lips while pulling you into his lap, your thighs settling on the sides of his hips as he cups a hand under your thigh, the other behind your head pushing your lips together
tugging on his hair and tilting his head back to get access to his already semi-bitten neck, kissing and sucking down to his collarbone as he groans into your ear, pushing your hips down while doing so
as you reach the end of his shoulder you pull away to look at his flushed face, "you okay?" half giggling as you tuck his hair behind his ear while he whines from the lack of contact
looking at you with half-lidded eyes he glances down at your lips coated with a layer of his spit as he runs his hands up and down your back under your shirt, stopping periodically to knead at your hips
"why are you stopping gorgeous.. what's wrong" slurring his speech while moving his head up to reach your lips before you cup his face and go in to kiss him, sighing at the contact before pausing slightly to adjust yourself against him
huffing against his lips, you keep moving around to find a better spot to rest again, "ei turn your quirk off, it's distracting" pulling back to look at his shameless face "that's not my quirk baby" he says while grinning against your pulse point, sniffing your scent
"what are you talki-.." before realizing and pushing him back to look between your bodies, "oh" looking at the hard bulge pushed against your own clothed area that's already leaking through his boxers
"let's go somewhere more comfortable baby.." muttering while nipping your ear and grinding your hips onto his own
an: eijiro kirishima and that big ass cock that he's insecure abt bc he doesn't wanna hurt you :'''(
you're laying on the bed, sweat soaked skin while you're bare and laid out on eijiro's bed. your chest is heaving as eijiro lays in between your thighs after just giving you your second orgasm of the night.
"ei, baby. I— I think I'm ready now." you pant, running your hands through his soft ruby locks. his crimson eyes flicker up towards you from your thighs. "are you sure?" he asks, sitting up so you can see the mess of yourself on the lower half of his face. your eyes trace down his abs and stare at the large bulge on his boxers, paired with a wet spot on where you can tell he's been leaking.
you nod your head. "yes ei. you've opened me up enough, I think im ready." you chuckle, you watch his movements to stand up and pull down his boxers; they're unsure and unsteady. like he's almost afraid for you to see.
the moment he pulls down his boxers to fall to the floor, you gasp. his dick doesn't even hit his stomach, it's so heavy it hangs down a little. it has the perfect upward curve, thick in all the right places, and so lengthy. his dick looks like it just came straight out of a porno. "ei—" "yes, it's big. im aware. that's why im so nervous, yn! I don't want to hurt you." he mumbles, looking down at his dick before taking it into his hands.
"oh, ei.. come here." you coo sweetly, you sit up on your elbows and he climbs on top of you. "you could never hurt me, okay? we can just take it slow, yea?" he smiles down at you and lands a sweet kiss to your lips, you reciprocate. "okay, yea. please let me know if anything feels weird or hurts." he mumbles against your lips, brushing his against yours one more time.
you bring your hand down to stroke his dick, collecting all the pre he produced to spread it around his length to help easing it in. you run your thumb over his thick sensitive mushroom tip and his eyes roll to the back of his head as he lets out a soft whimper.
"we will just take it slow, and then we will go from there. baby steps." you say softly, kissing his nose while you move his cock to rub against your entrance.
"baby steps of course."
an: thought this would be cute considering im a horn dog 99% of the time lol. I love kiri and I'll prob write some rough ass thing abt him tmrw when it's not almost 12am and I still need to shower
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The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Cookie
Fruit (canned or fresh)
Chips
Piece of bread
Popcorn
Crackers
Easy protein add on:
Nuts
Spoonful of nut butter
Cheese
Roasted chickpea snacks
Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
Small canned sausages or similar
Sugar in there.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.
The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Cookie
Fruit (canned or fresh)
Chips
Piece of bread
Popcorn
Crackers
Easy protein add on:
Nuts
Spoonful of nut butter
Cheese
Roasted chickpea snacks
Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
Small canned sausages or similar
Sugar in there.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.