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girls who are spiders

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A needle-felted Odile for a friend!
Game which initially appears to be a conventional RPG with an unusually extensive tutorial chapter, complete with a helpful tutorial fairy who provides encouragement and explanatory tips and resets you to the nearest checkpoint each time you die. However, the things that kill you become progressively more unfair and unlikely with each reset, and the fairy's explanations increasingly flimsy, until it's revealed that the fairy has been teaching you the game's mechanics incorrectly on purpose in order to trick you into killing yourself. The game then transitions into a time-loop horror scenario where your objective is to figure out how the game's mechanics really work and complete the tutorial properly, thereby passing beyond the tutorial fairy's grasp.
The old Flash game Depict One does this.
That one's a bit different because it's immediately and extremely obvious that the tutorial fairy is lying to you, to the extent that you can't even get past the title screen without deliberately disobeying instructions, but it's in the same ballpark, yeah.
(Points for correctly identifying the game-mechanical premise, though – half the dipsticks in the notes are like "this is just Bravely Default"!)
@amymist replied:
that seems like it would be really hard to keep the deception up for an extended period of time, but it WOULD be cool.
They way I'm picturing it, I figure the deception would only hold up for the first handful of die-and-retries, after which the game flips into puzzle mode: you know the game's UI is lying to you about its own mechanics, but how is it lying?
(Maybe do some stupid meta stuff with the tutorial fairy's ability to manipulate the UI, too, like a maze where the position of the tutorial fairy's annoying dialogue boxes consistently just happens to obscure the correct path.)
Made for the most radical @lordtraco​! Silly variant under the cut!
I mean, to be completely fair to the folks who wrote the series finale for Two and a Half Men, if the actor playing one of your three main characters left the show in the midst of a cataclysmic cocaine bender that culminated in them claiming to be a god on national TV, and the season after that, another actor playing one of your three main characters converted to Seventh Day Adventism and publicly denounced their past involvement with the show as immoral and inconsistent with Christian values, obliging you to stagger through an entire season short two-thirds of your core cast, you’d probably burn that fucker to the ground, too.
They could’ve just rebranded the show to be called Half A Man.
it lost 1 ½ men.
It should have rebranded the show as A Man

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Level 1: The setting of Splatoon is already post-apocalyptic, and Splatoon 3 just happens to take place in a part of the world where the consequences of that are more visible.
Level 2: The Inklings moved to the middle of a desert in order to inhabit a landscape that coordinates better with their post-apoc outfits, because they’re exactly the sort of fashion-obsessed weenies who’d think that makes sense.
Level 3: The Inklings deliberately caused a regional apocalypse so that their post-apoc fashion would be situationally appropriate.
1: Already Canon, no further comment
2: Probably Canon, the entire species are effectively stated to have the motivation of a lazy teenager.
3: It was probably only semi-intentional, but see point 2.
[WIP] Sometimes A Boy Must Simply F**k Things Up
I wouldn’t consider it too near completion, but I figured I’d share it here!
What I am Thinking: “This character’s lower body needs to be a bit wider, unless I want them to be unusually slender in the hips and legs.”
What I Say, Aloud, to an Empty Room: “En-thicken.”

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* But it refused.

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They are, as the French say, “Les Bien”