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Then you’re certainly a woman of great taste as well. Monk and nuns eat just like everybody else but I’m sure you know what I mean. And women make the world a better place, that’s for sure.

I know, I know. It’s hard being this awesome. (I’m actually kidding. I’m super lame, lol.)

I’ve been binging Canada’s Drag Race which is AUH-MAZING but it will require you to get a new subscription service…. 

Have you watched Lucifer?? I haven’t but it’s been on the top 10 list for a few weeks now so it must be good!

I’m seriously always hearing people talk about that show!! What streaming service is it on?

And I’m totally positive that Pickles is very appreciative of all your hard work today, Lexie. I know I was glad to see things went well. Um, I mean I will always recommend New Girl, because it’s my favorite. But also One Day At A Time is pretty great and there’s the new Baby Sitter’s Club if you haven’t seen that one yet. Only one season since it’s new, but still good! Oh and Love, Victor! Another new one so only one season, but I definitely recommend them!

Honestly, I still think naming a cat Pickles is one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard. And not just because I’m slightly obsessed with pickles, or anything. But thank you! You’re always the sweetest, Had. Wow, you have  a lot of suggestions. New Girl -- lovelovelove like always. I’ve heard of Love, Victor and I really do want to watch it! The movie was so sweet and made me cry like a baby, though. Is the show going to do the same thing for me?

You say that like that’s a downside. 

If you’re on Bumble, maybe I’ll check it out, but it also sounds like an app that’d be on iCarly or something. 

Okay, maybe it’s not a downside for most people, but I don’t do guys.. so it’s a little awkward. They pose as this really cute girl, and then their bf messages you back talking about threesomes and crap. It’s like, no.. I just want to talk to cute girls, you know?

The Magicians, Umbrella Academy, Warrior Nun… just for a few. But you could also just put on Community if you want to forget about the world.

Forgetting about the world is my new favorite thing to do! How’d you know?

So glad he’s okay, although we definitely need you to be okay, too. I’d say that you’ve got the right method in mind to achieve that! While my prefered television choice is cringy reality TV show I can’t relate to that makes me want to scream loudly.. documentaries can be pretty cool if you find the right one. But Love Island?? Hilarious and dumb and definitely mind numbing. 

Awww, you’re too kind & pure. I love that, thank you. Mind numbing sounds like the exact kind of thing that I need at the moment. Especially after these long grueling days. What other kinds of shows do you like? Is there anything that isn’t reality TV, or is that just your go-to for TV?

Tinder is basically just a flip book now. Seen all of you at least twice. Do better. 

Sometimes I’m so fed up with people that I feel like running away to some monastery but then I remember that I can’t live without technology, women and food. Anyway, what’s new with y’all?

You had me at women and food. My two favorite things. A man of great taste, honestly.

I feel like procrastination is my middle name these days - should I be unpacking and organizing? Yeah, probably. Am I eating pizza and watching Cold Case instead? This is a definite. I don’t even have an excuse because I just don’t want to unpack - I’m one of those people who finds herself living out of a clothes basket after laundry day.

Most of the time I’m supposed to be getting ready for the next day at work, but really I’m just binging Grey’s Anatomy for the five thousandth time. Trust me, I’m the same about the clothes -- one time I got back from a family trip and I might’ve lived out of my suitcase for like... three weeks? And a half?

Who the hell thought of fryin up a whole slice of cheesecake and where do I get their number?

Nothing like a kid puking all of his fair food up after getting off the vortex ride that makes nearly everyone sick to end the night. Here I was looking forward to eating a funnel cake while watching some of The Witcher. Listen, I have always said this, dogs are better than majority of humans and that dog show was spot on, one of the time three things about the fair.

Honestly... anything that has dogs, I’m immediately interested. I’m choosing to blissfully ignore the image of a child puking up fair food, thank youuu. But, really -- dogs are better than humans, it’s true.