cherry wine.

I don’t know but they’re kind of a genius because fried cheescake is the best.

Why don’t we just fry everythin’?

If you so happen to find that number, please share it with me because I’d like to have a serious talk with the inventor of such a horrific thing.

You ever tried it? 

Probably the same people who thought to fry up Twinkies, Oreos, etc. AKA The Best Person in the World.

We should really get a holiday for this person, they deserve it. 

Whoever it is probably has really high blood pressure right about now.

The best things in life cause high blood pressure, sweets. 

“Just give me five more minutes!” The words were practically snapped through Lauryn’s clenched teeth as she laser-focused on the fair game in front of her, trying to carefully aim her dart to perfectly hit the balloons she needed to pop. “I’m not leaving until I get that damn unicorn, okay?” she hissed, narrowing her eyes briefly at her company. The live music concert was starting soon, but she couldn’t just leave. Her highly competitive spirit simply wouldn’t allow it.

Emerson is used to stubborn people and it makes it hard to press down the amused smile pulling at the edge of her lips. She schools her features the best she can, leaning against the side of the booth, crossing her arms loosely across her middle. “Y’know,” She starts. “You could prolly buy that thing for like, $20 tops.” Em nods towards the stuffed animal that seems like it’s pretty far from Lauryn’s reach, if only statistically. “Plus, most of this stuff is rigged.”

It’s taken you this long to see a cow in person? You’re lucky - as great as cows can be, you’re right - they are creepy in person.

The most I saw of animals was the one time I went to the zoo. 

I did a quick google search of who we can thank and I didn’t find anything! But after consuming quite a large amount of it myself.. I’ll join you in thanking them. Seriously, might be my new favorite. And I was always a funnel cake gal. 

I don’t usually have a sweet tooth but that shit was good. 

You’ve never seen a cow? Not even at a petting zoo? Oh, c’mon… they aren’t that bad. 

stella: I'm sorry you lost your keys! So glad you found them though!

stella: Yep, I got to check out the fair. There's still plenty of time to go though, so you haven't missed out yet!

And what exactly would a cow know too much of? Moo-sic?

Come on, it can’t be that bad. Cows are cute, right? Like they just moo and munch on grass and do their own thing. I don’t know too much about cows, but I read somewhere that they even have their own best friends. That’s kinda sweet, right?

em: got out a whole hour early cos everyone was at the fair and then realized i lost my keys and just now got out

em: my dumbass was crawling under booths and shit all night

You’ve got me thinking about the number of times I’ve seen a cow back home and I’ve probably only seen one every now and then on my trips upstate. I don’t even think I can draw a cow from memory.

Be happy, I’ll be happy when I forget.