"All I want is the taste that your lips allow"

what’s the mood tonite

wish i lived in animal crossing so all i had to do to make money is shake trees and beat the shit out of rocks

NUM NUM NUMNUM

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

how to determine the gender of my nipples

maka albarn and edward elric are the same 

They’re also both small, angry, love their friends, hate their dads, and are basically genius child prodigies. 

Both produced by bones

Both have bones (presumably)

Ed has 126 less bones than Maka

Fuck Off.

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