The Confessions

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

Holy………..shmokes…….

the return of Gravity Falls

your package has been delivered

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

When you need fast delivery we come through

I have already discussed this.  Fed ex stole our truck to slander our good name. 

That’s how we roll

Now this is a shipping war I could get behind.

At least we go through the door

i ha t e this

i cant stop watching this

Ok, but seriously though. What kinda connections do you need to be able to bring a horse into a retail store and film a vine.

It’s Tractor Supply Co, they probably had a horse he could borrow for this video

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

THIS IS PERFECT

doesn’t April actually voice one of the twins?

Relatable

And no girlfriend

In an incredible plot twist, I’m actually someone’s wife.

Reblogging for that gif

does Lilo not count?