Fuck boys you dont need them

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

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Bruce Wayne

The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun

John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

Straight, then bi, then pan, then homoromantic pansexual now back to plain ol Pansexual

i want 2 kiss someone at pride

I googled ‘how to get laid at pride’ and it turned up like 5 ‘the straight mans guide to boinking women at pride’ kill me

i hope no straight man ever gets his penis touched during the entire month june

like to charge reblog to cast

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends