Eliza

Want cranberry juice

Fuck blue lives

Me waking up vs my first coherent thought of the day

I still find it so funny when Merlin looks for woodworm and Arthur's first response is 'before breakfast?' like how many times has Merlin used that excuse?? How much y'all wanna bet sometimes he sits on the floor next to Arthur's bed just to make sure he's ok and if Arthur wakes up, he just fucking says 'woodworm' to get out of it. Meanwhile Arthur thinks they're fucking infested and is terrified every piece of furniture in the castle is gonna collapse if he so much as breathes on it bc!! Theres just so much woodworm! All the time!!! And eventually Merlin starts weakening the legs of his chair so that when Arthur sits down the whole thing breaks under him and he's left sitting in a pile of sawdust, staring up at Merlin who just shrugs and goes 'woodworm' again and then has to find an excuse to leave the room so he can go laugh his entire ass off and do it again the next day, bc his life sucks and his only form of entertainment is watching Arthur being scared to sit on his own damn chair and, in spite of all his best efforts, end up yet again landing on his ass

Just me and my Spotify playlists against the world

me in the group chat:

Reblog If Onision Is An Asshole.

Me, hearing a piece I’ve heard a million times but can no longer remember the name of: Did I play this in high school orchestra or have I just heard this piece so many times that I am hallucinating having played it in high school orchestra

me and my best friends.