Fergalicious.

1995, Japan

something something The Method Acting and May Decembering of Lennon-McCartney moodboard

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

that should be me

— Nicky Wire, on the British writing an equivalent to Nirvana’s ‘Rape Me’.

happy birthday to toxic poser masterpiece Modern Life Is Rubbish, also known as "worse than suicide", "bollocks", "art wank", the main culprit for britpop and keeper of one of the gayest most beautiful b-sides ever

mmm.. what i used to do tho was roll out of bed clothes on...shower and out the door as sooon as to father ted's and have 3 pints of cider then go to the posh pub and have a esspresso martini.. 5 quid but well worth it. then...bythen..i would be feeling sooo much better and i would buy a nice bottle of wine and drink that slowly...havin several breaks for jagermeisters.. .. then...and only then i would start drinking the pina co-lager and the lagereeetas..then..er..passed out by 5 and told off by posh publican.. told to go home...and so leave..but..just drop in to father teds on the way home which by now is full of maniacs!!! but by then i look like one of them so we all sing along to elvis costello on the ffreee juke box!!!!! wew weew!!!!!!!! feelin great now..then...oh shit.. the humour excursions begin...and my new friends start gettin offended...there grins turn upside down..some slam down drinks and get to there feet...many are irish, some are just chavs,,,i remind then that i am a rich popstar and that i can say what i like and besides i was just about to buy the whole pub a drink, "baaaarrrrtender!!! drinks all round, my good man!".....and so on.

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"

Can't say what's worse, Alex's "can I have a light, ol' cock?" to Graham or the way Damon's sitting in a straddle holding his own ankles