"Let's establish some rules, shall we?"
This blog is a semi-selective, mutuals only RP blog for Alastor and Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel. Here are a few things to know!
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"Let's establish some rules, shall we?"
This blog is a semi-selective, mutuals only RP blog for Alastor and Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel. Here are a few things to know!

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"Hello, Miss Charlie... Yes, I'm ready to go into the exposure therapy." Don had his powers off, as he had learned to turn them off a couple days ago, allowing him to hide them when needed.
"... I know that... The exposure therapy won't be a complete success, but it'll help me make progress with coping with my trauma." He took a moment to look around, make sure no one but him and Charlie were in the area. "Are you ready as well? Just checking to make sure no one comes to interrupt our session."
Charlie sat down, noticing Don's current difficulties and changing tactics.
"Oh, Uncle Mammon can be a little rough around the edges but he has some good qualities, too! As greedy as he is, he used to buy me a lot of gifts when I was a child. I think it was one of his ways of showing affection for me," Charlie explained, deciding to try to keep away from the topic of Don's dreams about the past. Now was not the time for that.
"I know Mammon hasn't been to the hotel before, but some of the my other aunts and uncles have. Have you had a chance to meet any of the Sins when they were here?" she asked as she picked up her tea cup and took a sip.
"Not yet, actually... But I should when I get the chance to, Miss Charlie... Please let me know if they come to visit while I'm on patrol or I'm out doing errands, I'll return to the hotel immediately to meet them." Technically the only sin Don's ever met was King Lucifer, but the rest of the Sins were important figures that he was prepared to encounter one day.
"... Now that I think about it, how come the other sins weren't aware of Mr Vox's attempt to attack Heaven? I know they're occupied with their own ring, but they should have at least came when your father was... Held hostage as a energy source to Mr Vox's superweapon? I have a feeling that once they find out, they will not be happy with the outcome." Perhaps they knew that Vox would fail right from the start, or that they knew that coming to help Lucifer might allow Vox to manipulate the situation further, try to turn the sinners against the sins themselves in the process.
"Either way, we must be prepare for any bad outcomes from the sins should they come to visit the hotel." The change in subject did allow Don to be distracted from the dreaded weapon sitting between him and his boss, taking another slow sip of his warm tea.
"I don't think they were aware. I didn't even know until we broke the weapon," Charlie admitted. "And by then the Vees had been defeated. There wasn't much for them to do."
"Uncle Ozzie and Aunt Bee were aware of Vox's attempt to take on Heaven before the gala but it seemed kinda, ya know, crazy so they didn't take it seriously. I'm not sure about the others, I haven't talked to them about it yet."
"But I really should invite one of them here so they can see what we're doing at the hotel. I've told Bee about it before and she's been supportive about the idea. I'll send her an invite and let you know when she's going to visit," Charlie said, feeling certain that her aunt would say yes.
She whipped out her phone making a quick note to call her aunt later. She was also ignoring the bat, letting it simply sit there and exist.
Alastor leaned down inspecting the arm. Not that he really needed to, it was obviously a human arm, he could smell it. There was no mistaking it. It was the genuine thing.
"How delightful!" he declared, straightening back up again. "You truly are a charming belle, aren't you? Cleaning it and all for me."
The feral side of him wanted to take the thing and eat it raw right there. But it technically wasn't his yet and even if it was, this was a thing to be savored. There was no telling when or even if he would have a chance to devour such a delicacy again.
"And what would you like for it in return? Money?" he asked, thinking that was the obvious answer. He had mentioned before that he would pay them the same rate that their client had for the kill.
Millie seemed fascinated by the way Alastor went about things. While he was a hunter demon like an imp or a loanshark, on the other hand there was something distinct as well. She remembered Moxxie telling her that deer were opportunist or something like that. Scavenged meat. She wondered if it had anything to do with that.
"Oh shucks," Millie waved a hand "Just doin' what I figure I'd prefer if someone brought me some meat..."
At the question of what could be offered in return, Millie's smile softened. In her heart she knew what she really wanted for her loved ones at I.M.P. But she'd start small. "What would say it's worth?" she asked. "I think that could be fair."
"I did offer the same pay as your paying client though this is, hmmmm, not quite all of the victim. So I think half of your going rate would be fair," Alastor offered.
It was generous, in his opinion, given that he was only getting a forearm but he did really want it and hopefully it would inspire the imp to bring him more in the future.
"Now is this little deal approved by your boss or is this something that should stay our little secret?"
She could very well be taking the extra pay all for herself which was perfectly fine. He just didn't want to accidentally give her away if that was the case.
"Vaggi!" Charlie shakes her awake in the middle of the night.
Vaggi immediately wakes and practically jumps out of bed and checks for a weapon nearby in case she needed to use it.
"Charlie? What's up? Something happening?" Sometimes that hyper vigilance did work out in her favor.
"Honestly? I'm not sure. Just seeing her makes my blood boil. I get there are a lot of grey areas with what happened. I'd love to scream and kick her ass but.... I want to be the better person. I'll try to hear her out. I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't give her a second chance, right?"
Charlie smiled fondly at her and gently brushed her hand along Vaggi's cheek.
"I think just hearing her out is enough. It's up to you to decide if you forgive her or not. Forgiveness isn't something you can force. But I do think it would be kind to at least hear her apology."

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Tackling his boyfriend so fast â âCOME HERE YOU!â
Alastor falls over, effectively tackled. The Radio Demon is actually pretty light and while Lucifer is small he is much stronger than he looks.
"Hello there!" he smiled widely up at Lucifer from the floor.
Lucifer winched a bit at Charlieâs reaction it was understandable this is was a big announcement .
Still she didnât seem angry - maybe this would go better after all.
He rubbed his thumb across the back of Alastorâs hand and took a breath to steady himself . âAround two Months , â three weeks of those two months being their official courting after all. âI- we wanted to tell you sooner of course but with everything going on I didnât want to add more to your plate honey â
Oh he hoped she took this ok.
"I gotta admit, I'm, well, surprised," Charlie blinked at the two of them, shocked to hear this news. "I thought you hated each other."
"There is a thin line between love and hate, my dear," Alastor commented before taking another bite of his food with his free hand.
"Well, if you are both happy then that's- that's great," she forced a smile and gave a double thumbs up.
She was happy for them, she really was, but part of her was sad for the loss of her mother and father's relationship. It may have ended quite some time ago but she'd always hoped her mom would come back and they'd be together again.
But it had been 8 years at this point, she couldn't blame her dad for searching for happiness. And she wanted him to have it.
"Soooo are you two going to be getting along better at the hotel then?" she asked before taking a drink.
"I wouldn't know, I've never tried it before," he admitted before taking a sip of his coffee.
Cocaine had never been on the top of his list of things to do.
The shadow picked up the bottle and melted along with it into the ground.
"I'm a radio host. I'm well versed on many topics. I'd be a rather poor host if I couldn't hold conversation on a variety of things," he waved a hand dismissively. "You can test me though if you'd like. Go on, pick a topic."
Yeah, last thing this guy of all people needs is to do a few lines of cocaine.
Molly's smile widened, seeming to take interest in his challenge. Taking a moment to think, she decided to go with something she's more curious about what he knows than trying to find something challenging.
"A'ight ... What can you'se tell me bout tha' Boston Molasses Disasta'?"
He blinked, a bit surprised she picked something from his era. He was certain she'd come up with some new recent thing that he'd have to make shit up about on the spot.
But this he actually did know something about.
"The Boston Molasses Disaster happened in the 1920's when a molasses storage tank broke and molasses went flooding into the streets. Killed a couple dozen people I believe. An interesting way to go, don't you think? The saying is 'slow as molasses' you would think they would have been able to get out of the way!" he laughed sharply.
"But really, the sheer volume of it was moving at the speed of a car. Not that many today would realize that."
"What an interesting topic you chose! Were you in Boston in the 1920's, my dear?" he asked, tilting his head at her with curiosity.
Serious matters
Dominic's flying as he approached the hotel was awkward and unsteady. His clothes were bloody and torn from various slashes, either from a blade or claws. A more severe wound over his abdomen had already healed by his own knowledge of healing magic, one of the few bits of magic he could do.
However, he could not heal his other injuries as he had exhausted his meager magical reserves healing the most dangerous wound. His landing was rough, both because several of his feathers had been ripped out, making flying more difficult, and because a slash to the back of his ankle sliced the tendon that helped him walk. He landed with a grunt and was brought to his knees, panting and bleeding, but alive. (dominicmorningstar)
One of the front doors to the hotel happened to open just seconds after he landed. And there stood Angel Dust, wearing his sunglasses and ready to go out on the town.
His fabulous demeanor dropped immediately, seeing Dominic. "Oh shit!" he exclaimed and rushed over to Dominic. "Kid, what happened?"
He scanned him quickly, picking the side Dominic was less damaged on and put Dominic's arm over his shoulders to help him towards the door. As tall as Angel was, the kid was beefy. He wouldn't be able to lift him but he could help him inside.
@dominicmorningstar
"Sorry to put a damper on your evening plans, Uncle Angel," Dom said, but gave a grateful smile all the same.
When his dad linked arms with him, he gave a nod. "Let's get going. The idea of a bed sounds incredible, and I'm sure I'll be hungry soon."
After waving to his mom as she left, he gave his dad a tired smile. "Thanks, Old Man."
"Any time, Domino," Alastor assured him with a softer smile before they both melted into shadows and down into the ground, reappearing shortly sitting on the edge of Dominic's bed.
He unlinked their arms and stood up, reaching down to help Dominic get his leg adjusted on to the bed.
"I am glad that you felt you could come back here for help," Alastor said.
It was more sentimental than he usually was but since Dominic had returned into their lives, he had made a point to try to be more open with how he felt so that his son knew. He'd never be as open as Charlie but he was making an effort.
"Hey, Alastor? Could I ummmm....," Charlie looks nervous but asks anyway.
"Could I touch your ears?"
"My ears?" Alastor chuckled, and while normally he wouldn't let anyone near him, especially those ears, he knew Charlie wouldn't mean any harm. Not at this stage in the game.
"I don't see why not, dear." And he leans his head to her level, twitching his ears. "And yes, they are as soft as they look."
Charlie smiled, relieved he was okay with the request. She'd been curious about them since they'd met. Reaching out, she gently pet both of his ears at the same time.
"Wow, they really are soft," she agreed. "Do you like having them touched?"
She personally liked when people she cared about played with her hair and she wondered if it was the same for him with his ears.

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Dominic's flying as he approached the hotel was awkward and unsteady. His clothes were bloody and torn from various slashes, either from a blade or claws. A more severe wound over his abdomen had already healed by his own knowledge of healing magic, one of the few bits of magic he could do.
However, he could not heal his other injuries as he had exhausted his meager magical reserves healing the most dangerous wound. His landing was rough, both because several of his feathers had been ripped out, making flying more difficult, and because a slash to the back of his ankle sliced the tendon that helped him walk. He landed with a grunt and was brought to his knees, panting and bleeding, but alive. (dominicmorningstar)
One of the front doors to the hotel happened to open just seconds after he landed. And there stood Angel Dust, wearing his sunglasses and ready to go out on the town.
His fabulous demeanor dropped immediately, seeing Dominic. "Oh shit!" he exclaimed and rushed over to Dominic. "Kid, what happened?"
He scanned him quickly, picking the side Dominic was less damaged on and put Dominic's arm over his shoulders to help him towards the door. As tall as Angel was, the kid was beefy. He wouldn't be able to lift him but he could help him inside.
@dominicmorningstar
Once the thread was tied off, Dominic let out a long, low hiss of a sigh. The burn of disinfectant was almost a relief as it meant that the pulling of his tendons was over. He refocused when his dad asked him about the rest of his injuries.
"Nothing that requires stitches." He said, making a mental assessment. "Just some cuts that may need wraps or simple bandages. After some rest and a solid meal, my magic should recharge enough by tomorrow that I'll be able to heal most of them myself."
He shifted in his seat. "I'll need help getting up to my room, or at least some crutches." He heaved a sigh. "It's been a long day, and I was not expecting a fight." While Dominic was generally always prepared for a fight, he had not been ready for one while visiting his friend.
"Thank you for patching me up," Dom said, giving his old man and uncle a warm and tired smile.
"Let's get ya wrapped up like a mummy then," Angel said as he applied another bandage. Alastor joined in wrapping up an injury on Dominic's other arm.
"Yeah, no problem," Angel smiled at him fondly. The kid was a good egg and he'd had his fair share of fights he needed help with before. It was good to help someone else out.
"We can get you to your room," Alastor assured him.
"And I will work on getting you some crutches," Charlie declared, wanting to be useful and wanting Dominic to stay in bed at least for a little while.
"I believe you are properly patched up for the time being," Alastor said, sitting down on the sofa next to him. He carefully linked his arm through Dominic's. "We're going to travel through shadows. Are you ready?"
Traveling via shadows was second nature to Alastor; he did it all the time. And he could take people with him but they tended to be unnerved by it. There was a seething darkness in there that felt like it was always watching. And so, Alastor had been thoughtful enough to warn his son first.
"Get some rest, Dominic," Angel gave him a small wave and a soft smile.
"I'll meet you upstairs!" Charlie declared, hopping off the other side of the sofa and making a dash for the stairs.
Just as long as he knows. :V
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"A game Adam and I used to play together. We'd take a bowling ball and take turns chucking it as hard as we could at each other's head, usually the one who went first won. Also the other person or the loser... didn't know they were playing. Good times."
Lute that was absolutely insane
"That sounds like a swell game!" Alastor beamed brightly. "Let's play!"
And suddenly a bunch shadow of tentacles appeared all holding bowling balls before very quickly chucking them with great speed at Lute.
Alastor, what you you think of Velvette?
"I suppose she's the least annoying of all the Vees. I don't really place any value in social media. It's just another fad, a trend. It will fade away eventually."
"But she is hilarious with her quips and jabs! I don't always understand them but the ones that I do I find quite amusing. She's a worthy source of entertainment from time to time."

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Heâs not so sure about all of the Veesâ- âall of them ?????â Is he pouting a bit .. yes .
"Yes, even Vox, Dad," Charlie put a sympathetic hand on his shoulder.
"He has done some terrible things, to you and to a lot of other people," she admitted, "but I do believe deep down there's some good in there."
"I see. Cocaine."
"The very original recipe for Coke contained cocaine. It wasn't until the late 1920's that they fully phased it out due to health concerns. This is Hell though and people here mostly aren't concerned with their health."
"There are bottling companies that make them with the original recipe but if you're not interested...," he waved a hand and his shadow moved to pick up the bottle.
"Yeah, I know. Grew up on tha' stuff, afta' all," Molly would begin as she'd shift her weight, crossing her lower arms. "Just ain't tha' same as takin' tha' stuff raw though, ya' know?"
Molly leans back against the table, raising a brow over at Alastor then. "You'se like a walkin' encyclopedia or somethin', huh?"
"I wouldn't know, I've never tried it before," he admitted before taking a sip of his coffee.
Cocaine had never been on the top of his list of things to do.
The shadow picked up the bottle and melted along with it into the ground.
"I'm a radio host. I'm well versed on many topics. I'd be a rather poor host if I couldn't hold conversation on a variety of things," he waved a hand dismissively. "You can test me though if you'd like. Go on, pick a topic."