// *OMG*//

Me and sugar daddy 5

God I fucking wish

Ugh one day

Or you could get a job be independent not rely on some guy 20+ years older than you to pay your way…date a guy your own age and who respects you and not be a total harlot….*shrugs* just me who wants that? guess so…

“I only date boys my age because I like to have have sex for free in the back of a Honda at the end of our McDonald’s date and then get called a slut by him and all his friends. You dirty sluts actually charge for something I give away for free? Disgraceful…”

“Occasionally he sneaks me into his parents house and we fuck quietly in his twin size bed on top of a pile of dirty laundry his mom hasn’t gotten around to washing, he gives me half a poptart and sends me on my way before his parents wake up”

lmao ew

💀💀💀💀💀

💀☠️☠️💀💀

I’m here for all a dis

oh my god

Money cat can only do so much

@special-agent-tits-akimbo

Screenshot posts like this stress me out so much because CHARGE YOUR PHONE I FEEL UNSAFE.

what breed of dog is that

titzu

the most studio ghibli shit I’ve ever seen

reblogged for the first gif in the set.  look how damn cute he looks there! that awkward smile! so precious.

Someone give him a rom com plz

I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.