was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

the second any of the pcs express insecurity or doubt alex just soundlessly Appears behind their couch and i think that's so beautiful. he's so tall he doesnt fully fit in frame either so it's just a pair of hands w black nailpolish on showing up to sow dread like yayyy ^-^