Wasshpoppinnn'

people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY

BIIIIIIIIIITCHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Byeeeeee. Goodfuckingbye.

[The first step in making society better is caring about things that don’t affect you directly.]

50% #spoiled girlfriend, 49% #sugar bowl, 1% dumbass.

Yes.

My favorite Girl Scout Cookie are the Peppermint #daddys.

if u ever see my nipples thru my shirt just know that i know i kno my concepts i know what im about

ME

A solid memory