Lifestyle of a Geeky Fandom Nerd

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

blackmail

That would be an interesting day in Defense Against the Dark Arts

…Snape’s face, though…

the rejected pile does not exist at my papa johns

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

the only way to go

for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on any of us”. like who the fuck is justin. why should you care. you do not care. you are trying to peacefully spend your afterlife as best you can. fuck that board. fuck those kids. fuck justin

my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’

(via dogswearinghats:warthogphil)