i’m “house phone” years old

I'm "family computer" years old

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

that wasn’t mom

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

i would like if something horrible and invasive was happening to him and his boundaries were violated and he was uncomfortable and scared

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

pour one out for the greer-nosek-gadjovic fourth line. there'll never be another like you 😭😭😭

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

sincerest apologies to anyone who has ever spoken to me on here

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move