LOKI AND OTHER MIRACLES

Omg I'm crying

Made my day

Yes thank you

#‘thor son i expect you to behave better than you did at the last diplomatic exchange’#‘you are not to appear bored or distracted or asleep’#’…THOR THAT IS NOT ANY BETTER’#‘WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER GET YOUR BROTHER’ (via claricechiarasorcha)

@hellomissmabel

“We have a Hulk”

“I like your plan except it sucks. Let me do the plan and that way, it might be good.”

“What were you the god of again?”

“I’m not doing ‘Get Help.’”

“I have been falling….for 30 minutes!”

“I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal.”

“Your saiviour is here!!!”

“OWW!! MY NIPPLES!!”

“Bucky?” “who the hell is Bucky?”

“You had one job.”

“GET HELP!!!”

“you’re the spider-man, from YouTube”

“So was I”

“I already told you, I don’t wanna join your super secret boyband.”

“I was gonna make you an omelette, and TELL you!”

“I’m bringing the party to you.”

“I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

“Kick names, take ass”

“Doth mother know…you weareth her drapes?”

“Language!”

“I am Groot”

“Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio.“

“I’m kidding. Were vegetarians.”

“I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.”

“WHAT THE FU-“

“Footloose is always relevant.”

“I’m Mary Poppins y'all!!”

“I just feel you”

“I’m beginning to think we should have stayed in bed.”

“You told me to stay. I’m staying.”

“ I’m sorry, little one”

“This isn’t freedom, this is fear.”

“Ass-gard?”

“I retire for what, like 5 minutes, and it all goes to shit.”

"I larb you"

Imma cry

Omg

#But can we take a moment to appreciate how Tony has taken the time to program a trash can like this

Too bad it's probably something final

These two…