That’s a Mood

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

This video lives rent free in my head

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

Fuck you're right post cancelled

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

I have stopped writing the great american novel to look at tumblr.

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend