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twilightbuckley

Not wanting to parasocially diagnose someone you don’t know with a mental illness vs feeling more seen by sidney crosby than any intentional ocd media

rinkrats

"This guy goes beet red. This guy would do anything for Crosby... Army's like, 'Oli's got the biggest hard on for you. He'll suck you off right now'. And Sid's reaction was 'Oh... let's hit the showers'.”

pghpenguins

flyers will probably never let go of the crosby embellishment but conveniently will leave out the ridiculous, uncalled delay of game to rest their shitty tired players

they are never seeing heaven and on their way down to hell they’ll be like, “sidney crosby is a gay and a diver” because he owns philadelphia, the state of pennsylvania, and he haunts the dreams of their players and their fans

yabagofmilfs

LMAO I KNEW IT

aherowhowashappy

this is what happens when you give a man the biggest brown cow eyes in the world AND an ass that saves lives...

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triassictriserratops

Sidney Crosby at the Olympics for the first time in 12 years after his own Canadian tax dollars were used to call him autistic and gay 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 Hudson Williams, who just played AU Sidney Crosby falling in love with Alex Ovechkin, as a torchbearer at the Olympics.

biblionerd07

Imagine how it feels to be Sidney Crosby. There are like 10 fictional characters based on you. They’re all calling you autistic and gay. Right now the very popular one is getting fucked within an inch of his life for 40 minutes every week. They’re making fun of your weird diet. They put your fortress of solitude McMansion “cottage” and TV spot about it in the episode. And they used your tax dollars to do it.

distant-screaming

important character note for hockey rpf is that they're all schrodinger's gay depending on the conversation except ☝️ sidney crosby. who is just gay

missboomhauer

why is he constantly soft launching

eternityinalake

“Look, Sidney Crosby’s a busy guy, so I try to make his life a little easier.” [x]

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elqiao

Steven Stamkos, I don’t think you should be taking cues on what to do with your hands from Sidney Crosby. [NHLPA press conference 8/14]

craigsmiths

Sidney Crosby impressed by the photographer’s attempt of a low angle shot.

pity-pnk

sidney crosby: *is gentle and kind, loves kids, has a face that scrunches up entirely when he laughs, has an incredibly unthreatening giggle, is pure and beautiful*

interviewer: did you know you broke claude giroux's wrists

sidney crosby: i dont give a fuck if i broke giroux's wrists it's fucking hockey learn to play the fucking game asshole fuck him and fuck the flyers and fuck all of you for asking me about this

g17years

the p in pride stands for penguins 💛🏳️‍🌈

bricksy-23

nathan mackinnon, I am speaking directly to you. listen to me, nathan mackinnon. they tried to kill sidney crosby. I need you to get a hat trick in revenge

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urie

being obsessed with a hockey player is just like i love my Some Fucking Guy thats my baby his name is Some Guy i love you Some Guy i see you in every sunset Some Guy

urie

some of you guys are reblogging this post and the Some Guy youre talking about is sidney crosby. respectfully that is not Some Guy. thats sidney crosby. youre not appreciating the spirit of Some Guy

fyeahjackets

Fun fact: Jack Johnson once beat up an entire baseball team in Sidney Crosby's defense.

“Sid and I were in a European history class. Our teacher, who was just an awesome teacher, was also the JV baseball coach. I was terrible. I was out in left field, just hanging out. I’d usually yell at Sid from left field.

Sid got up to bat and this guy would shoot right at his head. And I was like… all right. So I got up to bat and I got pretty close to the plate trying to egg him on to do it. [I got hit], dropped my bat, and I looked at Sid. And he knew what I was doing right away. He caught the pitcher before he got to second base, because he turned and ran. And Sid and I were both out there, and it was Sid and I versus everyone else.

Before I knew it Sid and I were the only ones standing. Our whole team was still on the bench, and their whole team was lying down.”

&amp;lt;a href=“http://msn.foxsports.com/video?videoid=549f356a-d33a-47f7-a030-634b31ebf957&amp;amp;amp;src=v5:embed:syndication:&amp;amp;amp;from=shareembed-syndication” title=“Before the Bigs: Jack Johnson pt.3” target=“_new” data-mce-href=“http://msn.foxsports.com/video?videoid=549f356a-d33a-47f7-a030-634b31ebf957&amp;amp;amp;src=v5:embed:syndication:&amp;amp;amp;from=shareembed-syndication”&amp;gt;Video: Before the Bigs: Jack Johnson pt.3&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt; &amp;amp;lt;/iframe

Start at minute 4:10 for Jack Johnson being ridiculously adorable about Sidney Crosby.

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