hahahaha remember how dan kept the sheet of paper from the first pinof hahahahahahahahahah i wanna fucking die

Why is everyone talking about vegas what’s going on w

got it. now: why are people assuming they are gonna uhhh fuck strangers in vegas

me laying in bed at 3am with tears in my eyes as i stare up at the ceiling, whispering to myself: “and it was more than just romantic…”

who yall defending dan from? teenage girls? he’s 6′3

Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

a ship between two utter dumbasses is so fuckin funny like. theyre perfectly happy living in glorious brainless bliss and talking complete incomprehensive bullshit to eachother for the rest of their lives but they still gotta play rock paper scissors every morning to decide whos gonna be the Smart One today or else they will both die attempting to cook an entire egg carton in the microwave or sm