That's the Plan

Look it's not about whether or not Dan and Phil kiss that does NOT matter. It's about 10 years of internet history meme culture emo culture lining up perfectly for one day. The fact that all of these people happen to be in the same place at the same time, even though the bands broke up and Dan and Phil went on a five year hiatus, is a goddamn miracle. It's fucking beautiful even if nothing happens.

Uh. Except for p!atd. They're still dead. Sorry.

the funniest thing is they cant even dispute any of the memes anymore so their only rebuttal is "SHUT UPPPP"

dan doesn’t want to get married (valid) but he still wants people to see phil as his forever person. like he will cringe at the word ‘husband’ but still make sure everyone sees a video of him pushing phil, a grown ass man, up a hill like a toddler because that’s HIS grown ass man and only he gets to have him and indulge him and pamper him. he just doesn’t want the word for that to be ‘husband’ (or boyfriend). he’s like “we’re immortal tortoises, we’re soulmates, best friends, companions through life” and people go “okay so you’re a couple then?” and he becomes that gif of emma roberts in scream queens where she huffs all frustrated because nooo they’re not a couple, other people, normal people with boring normal relationships are couples and husbands and boyfriends. what he and phil are to each other is so much bigger and more complex and nuanced and unfathomable and no one can understand it. he really thinks he and phil are the first and only people to experience a lifetime kind of love that feels like fate. and honestly who are we to tell him he’s wrong.