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#๐ป๐ด๐๐๐ผ๐พ๐๐๐ดย ย isย anย ย indieย roleplay ย blog forย illario dellamorte , antivan crow & disappointment to his grandmother . mun is 25+ and penned by d . travelling thedas with @crowmorte , @7thtalon , @hallamshivanas . โฐโโค rules. headcanons. study. visage.
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A Murder of Illarios ๐ฆโโฌ ๐ก๏ธ
It really sucks being Illario Dellamorte, doesnโt it? Youโre surrounded by favorites. Shared blood. Caterinaโs darling, prized grandson, glazed and glorified in spite of coming back wrongโ and the blame is all yours and your pride is pinned under his knife by an unwilling hand. The embarrassment is layered, heavy; it would have been less of a blow if he wanted to do it. And then? The other one. Viagoโs treasured fledgling, a โdamn fine Crowโ even after the disappointmentโ they worked their way back up, a catharsis you arenโt allowed. And what are you? Disgraced but never disowned. The unloved archetype. A mark on the familyโs name and for what? For doing damn everything a Crow would doโ and it drained you like blood magic.
@crowmorte said, Lucanis audibly groans at the provocation, admission Illario achieved the undoubtedly desired outcome of tormenting him. It is not all too difficult, in this stance; he had gotten a bit carried away between the coffee and the company, though he had not meant anything in particular by what he had said. โย It is not what you are thinking,ย โ he protests, arms crossed. Lucanis had not been trying to flirt โ that was not the relationship between him and Rook โ it was not going to happen and it was better that it did not happen given his predicament. No matter how determined, fun, clever, and oddly good at getting to him Rook was. The assassin shakes his head as if to will the thoughts away. Rook. Is. OUR. Favorite. Yes, Spite, that is not helpful at all. He is thankful Illario cannot hear the demon, or else he would never live this down. โย I was not trying to do anything. Rook is a friend. Nothing more.ย โ โย And besides, โย A little more of bite, as he decides explaining himself will not be helpful. Best to turn this against Illario, he thinks, a raised eyebrow and a half smirk. โย Even if that was what I was going for, I cannot count on both hands the amount of times I have seen you do worse. โ No matter that it always seemed to work, regardless of how he cringed at his cousin's approach. โย Taking someone's drink then saying you'll have to buy them another one? In what world is that something to learn from? โ
"actually, cousin," illario corrects, raising a finger, "i spill the drink, orย iย drinkย itย inย oneย goย andย charmย withย myย skill.ย iย doย notย justย takeย it."ย illarioย foldsย hisย armsย andย scowls.ย "thatย wouldย beย yourย approachโjustย takeย itย andย standย thereย lookingย allย stiffย andย awkward."
"did you really think a kiss goodbye sounds lacking in intention, lucanis?" illario scoffs, folding his arms. "it is already more than i have heard from you in regards to romance for as long as i have known you. but perhaps, if that is truly the case, i will pursue rook myself." illario lets the words linger with a playful smirk. "they already like me better, after all."
that's a lie, and illario knows it. rook seems the most resistant to his charms out of all the people he has ever met, but it doesn't do any harm to tease lucanis with falseties. if anything, doing so allows illario more insight into how lucanis really feels ... although he has a feeling he already knows the truth.
my canon for this blog is that illario is locked up and under house arrest in villa dellamorte, which is way more than he deserves (you and i and the crows know it) but nepotism. i'll write in a verse where he was sent to the house of graves on request. anything that happens after that, however, is up in the air for plotting! i tend to default in my brain to illario spending a good amount of time locked up in villa dellamorte, because i don't really think he has a desire to escape after a lot of soul crushing revelations and a whole lot of guilt to deal with. my guy barely has the energy to do anything and he is not having a good time. but your muse visiting illario.... illario being stolen away for whatever reason (he wouldn't really care what happens to him, he's just there for the ride at that point).... illario being sent to help with something important because times are desperate and he doesn't want to be there but it's better than being stuck in a room.... very fun concepts i would love to explore
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What are you waiting for, cousin? Finish what you start. I already did.
you should like this if you want a cheeky little illario in your ask box
A HANDFUL OF MISCELLANEOUS PROMPTS * ย assorted dialogue most likely taken from taskmaster, adjust as necessary
i was so shit at that.
i don't know what the hell is going on.
you know i'm strong, so if i break this, that's on you.
i'm under a lot of stress.
are you going to explain yourself?
this isn't fair.
there's a peep hole.
what am i gonna do with that?
i wish that was a joke.
was it that bad?
have you tried it?
it could take a few months.
there's something inside this.
i'm good at this! i'm very good.
can you argue with me though?
you look fabulous.
do you chase people?
we'll come back to that later.
was that wrong?
i would have done it... if you'd done your fucking job.
say it. we're all adults here.
whisper it to me.
that's enough!
god, i almost believed you.
look at me!
listen, i don't care about that.
we are lovers.
where's the cheese grater?
live your truth. if you like it, you like it.
i don't feel good saying this.
would you like some dessert?
i didn't say it was going to be funny.
this is amazing.
the least i could do was rob him.
they're all pieces of shit.
i make this look good.
how do you make cereal? do you add the milk first, or add the cereal first?
how dare you.
this has been a weird week for me.
i dressed as spongebob to go to a party.
i find it religiously insensitive.
let's never speak of it again.
are you married?
maybe you and i could hang out sometime.
i didn't realize you had a degree.
can i play a saxophone? no.
there's a dignity in total failure.
you look happy.
i am happy any day that i'm with you.
i just feel like we've got so much in common.
what life choices brought you here?
we're creatures of habit, aren't we?
would you like some champagne?
so... i've set it on fire.
when i don't smile, people think i'm dead.
he needs to smile more.
that's my favorite bee gees song.
i'm in quite a lot of pain.
am i missing something?
here we are!
what's your favorite swear word?
not today, satan.
you're doing so well today!
this is where the magic doesn't happen.
smells nice in here!
nice to know i'll never find love.
i don't know if you can tell, but i feel quite lonely.
shall we hold hands?
neither of you noticed this woman lying on the floor?
it's in your pocket!
don't know what's going on... but then to be honest, i've not had a clue what's going on for most of this.
i don't mean to be rude.
do you feel any sense of shame?
zevran ๐ค illario two crows with a fear of being genuine
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hi, my name is d, and i've been writing on and off tumblr since 2013! i'm somewhat new to the dragon age fandom but have written in mass effect and other video game fandoms before. i have very few requirements aside from the fact that if you engage in homophobia, transphobia, racism and the like, then you are not welcome here. please don't reblog my in character interactions or headcanons unless you ask for permission first / there's a reason. if you're sending in a meme, i ask that you specify which muse it's for! additionally, if i am writing with someone who has caused harm to others, please let me know so i can take appropriate action. thanks for reading and i hope you have a good day!
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