Bro I just nearly fucking died

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

I can never leave here

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

mike’s hard past couple of months

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich