Faster Than You

A reputation won’t keep you alive.

Kid’s got a mean streak.

Stoically silent?

Tell me that wasn’t what had your knickers in a knot.

All mouth, no action.

I started doing what I do young, and that’s made me great…

You’re enchantingly maternal.

That said, you don’t want to make me unhappy.

The war went on for generations; it gets to be a habit.

Some people are assholes.

You couldn’t survive anyone better than me.

Where you go, trouble follows.

We like to dress identically. It’s a couple thing.

Never pegged you for an exhibitionist, but I’m game.

You’re wearing your resting murder face.

Still want to punch him?

It’s a broken arm. Chewed and broken, but the rest of me’s fine.

I can smell you from here.

All right. What do your instincts say we do now?

‘I was just following orders’ has been a shit excuse for centuries.

War is simple. Peace isn’t.

There are no shoes on the menu.

I know personal invitations and that wasn’t one.

Stop telling people how to kill you.

People who believe in things always want to convince you their way is the right way. 

Assholes are a lot less predictable.

Seriously? You have code names?

That’s a perfectly triangular hole in the ass you’ve got there.

One of you stacks the deck, or neither of you stacks the deck. But both of you stacking is bullshit.

We’re not angry, we’re motivated.

We’ve proven our worth in blood and bodies for centuries, but that’s not how politics works.

He’s a warlord. Of course he wants war.

Don’t bring home another skull.

Mixed messages, that’s what’s wrong with the universe.

Return that which is ours.

I’m all about exceeding expectations, me.

Smug. The word you’re looking for is smug.

You’re terrible guests.

Status Update (of sorts)

As some of you might already know, there was some horrible stuff going on in my head and my personal life that meant I couldn’t be here. I had to take time to focus on myself. To anyone who didn’t know and might’ve worried, I’m sorry. I promise I’m all okay now… things are, as they say, looking up. 

Requested by Anonymous

“Come on, then! Hit me!”

“Your stance is all wrong.”

“Am I doing this right?”

“I feel like I’ve been chewed up, spat out, and run over repeatedly.”

“Get down and give me 20!”

“How many miles/kilometers are we running?!”

“Hey! Watch where you’re swinging that!” 

“Nice punch! Now do it again!” 

“You won’t hurt me, I promise.” 

“My grip feels off…” 

“Have you ever used a(n) __ before?” 

“I don’t want to hurt you…” 

“I think I’m going to feel that tomorrow.” 

“If you can lift me up, then you can lift these weights just fine.” 

“On a scale of one to ten, how much did that hurt?”

“Here, you put your feet like this…” 

“Relax. I’m trying to help.” 

“Can you teach me how to __?”

“God, we stink.” 

“Are you doing okay?” 

“Are you alright?” 

“If I do fifteen push-ups, can I be done for the day?” 

“Come on! Another round!” 

“You can win this time!”

“Work your angle a little more and you got it perfect!” 

“What are you doing up at this hour?” 

“Where did you get that bruise?” 

Northstar: That’s not my name

Santos: Sorry Mr BJ.