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so i thought: “samurai azula???”, and then i thought: “flaming sword???”

singer wanted a tragic/bittersweet bro-centric ending, we know this (‘thelma and louise ending’) and so did dabb based on what he said in the retrospective and other interviews

dean dies, sam lives, classic spn finale. however problem: so many characters could bring dean back to life

we can’t have castiel around to save dean, (as a human or angel) so cas has to die too, and we can’t show him on screen even when he’s an angel because then you would ask a) harold they are homosexuals and b) why did cas not simply prevent this or indeed appear at the end of 15.19

jack isn’t going to have parents if cas and dean are dead and sam is having a tragic dean-centred het lifeTM, so he must be dead or god

jack can be god, but he can’t revive cas or dean, so he has to be ‘hands-off’ despite that not making any sense at all there is a REASON we question the morality of the abrahamic god that allows suffering

jack can’t be seen as a ‘true child’ of the Winchesters if they’re going to use him like this, so we have him more alienated from TFW at various points through 14/15 and dean says he isn’t family anymore and never rectifies this statement

can’t have any powerful friends left around to bring them back so we also have to kill and/or make evil and/or nuke the powers of: amara, rowena, billie, etc. what’s a woman?

we cannot have sam be relatively happy in his ending because the show is about BrothersTM so who is eileen? let us instead use a character insert nobody cares about and emphasise that his son is called dean because he is about dean

dean has to die so the end can be tragic and brotherly so we cannot address his character development after god’s ending we must merely imply it as a future thing he does in heaven, maybe, when he’s not spending fifty years driving a car and drinking beer. dean also likes food and sam that’s all four of his character traits. it doesn’t even matter how dean dies. rebar. what matters is incest I want full thelma and louise kissing said robert singer to his minions