h-hewwo???

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

mario is going to do the regular mario "here we go!!" exactly once at the start of the movie before coughing violently and then apologizing in chris pratts voice

idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee

it's where they go to do cocaine

i love how cats will just be walking around doing whatever and then theyll just stop whatever they're doing and lick themselves. bath time anywhere

bath time anywhere

a garbage man ran out of the bushes in front of my car, which is fine because I’m used to deer on that road and was already driving carefully, but I’m so used to deer that instead of like, watching the truck to see if he was crossing again I watched the bushes he’d come from in case there were like. 1-2 smaller, frailer garbage men following him I guess.

we need more men in STEM (Stockings, Tight pants, Eyeliner, Mesh tops)

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

Baby Miette!!!

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

This has been in my queue for four months.

In honor of it being 4/20 today, I feel it’s only appropriate.