💜Juniper💜

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

alcohol has no known effect on the human body

sickly old man gets lost in the forest and encircled by benjamin button wolves which raise him into a healthy young baby

I’m both disappointed and amused. One of the furries I took with me to dig through trash last night stole an old phone and my flashlight. The phone is effectively a brick now. The flashlight was a large magnetic one I use to Bluetooth goon my cyborg chittoris. The fact that some furry stole what’s effectively a used protogen pocket pussy from me is absolutely hilarious. Like dog it ain’t even gonna work on you.

my apologies to the lovely lady who had only just begun constructing her beautiful spiderweb in the immediate path of the side door this morning when i, in my self-centered desire to vacate my home of assorted household refuse, came oafishly barging through the sum of her efforts. i shall meditate upon my actions and how they harmed not just her, but all women of the world, and endeavour to do better

I have to be real. I am a woman with penis misfortunes