This shit sucks.

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

Can I be honest. The way we keep going from Monday to Tuesday to Wednesday to Thursday to Friday to Saturday to Sunday back to Monday is deeply troubling

sorry man i can't make it tonight i'm in the torture room again (my brain)

I hope women with good hearts never give up

maturing is realizing you were toxic too

i love you skin strokes i love you intertwined fingers i love you entangling your hands through someone’s hair i love you sitting so close to each other that you’re touching i love you mindless side hugs i love you soft touches i love you casual intimacy

easy to talk to but not easy to get close to.

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

our local mcdonalds is doing a gimmick where they offer a bunch of international menu items and the joke is that they 'stole' from themselves or smth which is cute i guess but idk if they considered how funny it is to walk down the street in england and see "come try the foreign foods we stole" on the front window. like oh yeah man i bet. never seen that before in England,