Chronically Hungry and Sexually Frustrated

look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

the chiropractor fandom did NOT like this post

i’m the moan of lisa

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.

think about lesbian sex on. the. clock.

even when they're playing taylor swift in the lobby. You can't break my spirit you vile woman

I hate to break it to you but all of Taylor Swift’s songs are about lesbian sex

if you went outside and interacted with real life adult humans you would discover so many wonderful things

does anyone remember that artist that was like “i’ll sexualize anything i’ll even sexualize a stop sign” and it was just them drawing a stop sign head on an anime woman body because like honestly that’s so embarrassing you can’t even do it properly

if you have to lean on that as a crutch you clearly won’t sexualize anything and need to study the masters. like whoever drew pregnant clippy

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

I don't think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they're lying about that for clit

Clout