Lesbi All Okay

If you're single and bi does that mean you're on standbi ?

women that wear men’s cologne are hotter than god

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

I never laughed so hard.

some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums

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How is everyone not gay by now?

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

#TheFutureIsNow

It me

rude that my neck isn’t being kissed rn but ok….

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.