O.o

Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

this is meant to be read in the tone of an exasperated gay theater director

Not only should it be law that anything AI generated on the internet should be labelled as such but every website, app, and digital service should have a button I can click that removes any AI from my interactions with that site/service. I don't want your AI assistant I don't want your AI-generated ad copy I don't want this insidious little thing that has crept into so much of the internet that I can be using it without even realising or knowing. If you couldn't be bothered to have a human make it I can't be bothered to look at it sorry bye

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

Diva down

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.