i aim to misbehave

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

the prophecy is complete

*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

shes literaly an angel im so ashamed that she came here and had to deal with our american nonsense

Another reason I really like Marie Kondo is that in other cleaning shows the host will looked shocked at the mess and the camera will flash to different piles with dramatic music stings. When Marie sees a draw filled with clutter she smiles from ear to ear and goes “I love mess, I love tidying”. Its just so wholesome and you can see the clients are relieved that she didn’t have a bad reaction.

and we'll never be snoyals (snake royals)