real kiwi hours

i’m a fujoshi and i’m a himejoshi and im a hetjoshi i just like it when people fuck i cannot lie

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

I go on Tumblr, I feel basic. I go out into the real world and people look at me like I fell out of a ufo

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment