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fr tho, communication is so important to me. tell me what u want from me, tell me how i make u feel, be real with me, be real with ur soul

what’s the real mood for november?

what is like…. the Point

making carrie fisher proud

someone finally figured out the meaning of life

Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.

THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

Snemons, or snail demons.

that last one is literally a LOOK

F I N A L P A M

john mulaney ghostwrote this

I just want to crawl in bed with someone I care about and have my heart feel at home again and watch movies and talk about random stuff for hours

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.

@normal-horoscopes

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legend says that if you sexualise the stranger things kids Steve Harrington will appear behind you and beat you with a bat