the great war

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

girl, call up every last member of that 2010 team neow. every madridista, every cule, every motherfucker who made xavi & iker miserable, call up both dahveeds, grab torres from whatever hair appointment he's at, get pepe reina out of whatever parent-teacher shit he got going on. get juan mata out of whatever universe-saving climate change summit he's involved with. get xabi & his ugly cone friend from fulham to that box. find el chori. idk what he's doing, but get him & llorente there too. peekay can come i guess, if only to make ramos appropriately horny enough to charge them all up. but lord, pls. guide these youths. they are our last hope.

we can’t talk here. meet me on the jude bellingham app.

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