maybe i'm too much to manage

“ oh man, every time i babysit i end up looking like a dumbass but the good news is i’m not broke anymore and now i’m obsessed with steven universe. ”

“ did someone say tofu ? i’m not a vegan because ice cream is everything to me but i’m a vegetarian. ”

“ okay, but the real question is will you be my permanent cupcake taster ? i need an objective opinion. ”

“ But you liked it so you were right to trust me ! ” Clapping her hands with a smug smile as she leaned against the counter. “ Dope enough to give to like the queen of baking ? Or should I keep trying because I’m really only gonna get one shot at this you know ? ”

“ Really ? Oh my god this is so exciting ! ” They couldn’t help but to run in place to try and get the excitement out of their body. “ Most pan people that I know say that they’re attracted to people not genders so that could be where you’re at but don’t feel like you have to slap a label on yourself. ”

“ oh no it’s great i promise. ” she said with a bright smile putting the cupcake in front of him, holding her breath until he tried it. “ i just want to learn from someone amazing you know ? ” 

“ what ?! ” snapping the camera shut they put it in their back pocket before closing the gap between them. “ what happened ? have you been experimenting ? i need to know more than just i think i’m not straight ! ”

“ Then you’re the perfect guinea pig ! I’m a baker - sort of. I mean I work in a bakery but they never let me anywhere near the ovens but I’m pretty sure that if I come up with a killer cupcake that even Christa freaking Tosi hasn’t thought of she’s gotta teach me.  ”

“ You did ? Okay well hit me with it. ” They said if he came all the way over just to tell them something it had to be fairly important. “ But keep it G rated - this is going on the internet you know. ”

" well i made like a whole bunch of cupcakes if you want one, they’re um toasted coconut frosting and just like a simple vanilla cake - i’m trying out some new flavor profiles. ”

camera in hand as they walked through the house catching random glimpses of their roommates in awkward situations as they moved silent as a mouse. “ oh look who it is - please tell me you’re going to do something to spice up the vlog because my roommates are getting boring. ”