「 — △ ❛ welcome home !

“ Meth, which I can’t see how’d that be any fun.” 

“Please feel free to call me Scotty now.”

“fuck you”

“Uh – just a fun physics fact. Super irreverent to anything in this exact moment actually so just uh scratch that. “

“Daisy is cooler, because she is a duck.”

“ Nooo he’s a total loser trust me. Not fun at all, I mean unless a night in jail is fun to you.”

“ So i just had to bail my brother out of jail, and my other brother is a total freaking nerd who i just found out creeps around here where there’s a bunch of children? What is wrong with my family.” 

“ But if you would just give me like twenty seconds I could so inform you as to why Donald Duck is better than Mickey. “

“Did you know, centripetal force and centripetal acceleration vectors are toward the center of the circle- while the velocity vector is tangent to the circle.”

‘ that’s not –”

‘ you’re welcome darling you don’t have to thank me. ‘

‘ oh do not try me olson.  you only hush me in one place. ‘

‘ yeah yeah tell me something i don’t know’ he teased.

‘ i will sass when i please i shant be hushed. ‘

‘ gonna keep my fingers crossed hope for the best and do a pouty face. “