heathens.

R-a-y b-a-n glasses anniversary, only this day!

“fuck you”

“Please feel free to call me Scotty now.”

“I can’t say I agree, but I’m a passive fellow so let’s agree to disagree.” 

“ Meth, which I can’t see how’d that be any fun.” 

“ Nooo he’s a total loser trust me. Not fun at all, I mean unless a night in jail is fun to you.”

“Daisy is cooler, because she is a duck.”

“Uh -- just a fun physics fact. Super irreverent to anything in this exact moment actually so just uh scratch that. “

“ So i just had to bail my brother out of jail, and my other brother is a total freaking nerd who i just found out creeps around here where there’s a bunch of children? What is wrong with my family.” 

“ But if you would just give me like twenty seconds I could so inform you as to why Donald Duck is better than Mickey. “

“Did you know, centripetal force and centripetal acceleration vectors are toward the center of the circle- while the velocity vector is tangent to the circle.”