Leo :)

OH THE ADHD REALLY GOT ME THIS TIME GIRLS!!!!

a couple weeks ago on my way to do laundry i dropped the detergent container and it broke and spilled all over. after i cleaned it up, i needed a vessel for the remaining detergent so i grabbed a rinsed+clean oat milk carton out of the recycling. well i guess after doing laundry a few days ago in the seconds between the laundry basket and the laundry shelf my brain said 'oh oat milk carton. goes in fridge.' and i put it there with nary a thought in my head. just now i'm sitting at my desk eating cookies and think 'oh i want milk' and reach into the mini fridge beside me, grab the first carton i see, open a carton to take a swig too fast to stop, and well you know the rest.

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

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cmyk test pages r like angels to me

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

Tell them to come back with a warrant

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

This is the Way

Launched just straight into orbit

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

Red - Mad

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

tubby custard.

where….where are the notes……

in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby