There's dust in my lens

Thank you trans women

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

"There is nothing morally cleansing about hardship."

even if bioessentialism was real and all trans women had some inherent advantage over cis women in sports you could not pay me to give a fuck because sports are made up. they are games people play for fun. even though we as a society invented careers around sport it is still boiled down to the fun made up game where you kick a ball. or dribble a ball. or swim in a pool. or show people how fast you can run. it’s for leisure. fun. not serious. who gives a fuck. fun. #mygame⚽️🏀🏈⚾️

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

Especially if you act based on your observances.

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

This reminded me of the Dangerous Crow Boy Whose Job It Is To Destroy Plastic, and HOLY SHIT that was only last year???

maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time

Fuck gentle touch, I wanna get my faggot cunt mauled by a dominant alpha Serbian top!!!

whoa