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Hell yeah

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

This is essential nothing I’m doing.

its strange how people look at current problems and go wow! we need to go back to the past way of doing things instead of trying to move forward and create an even better way

there are a myriad of problems with current schooling systems but they're still all a million times better than not having free compulsory education. current working conditions for the average person are awful but that doesn't mean feudalism was better. we can look forward, not back

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

the number of people in the notes saying it's just because planes are so old they were built when smoking on planes was normal....what the fuck are you all talking about. that was half a century ago! the Airbus A320, the most-produced jet airliner in history, didn't even exist then!! also, even a plane that's been in service for 40 years has had the fucking bathrooms refurbished at some point!! also here is an entire article about how the bathroom ashtrays are still legally mandated in case people break the rules!!! shut your fuck up you postbusters motherfuckers

Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

shoutout to my middle school computer teacher Mr Fleetwood. sorry I insisted on calling you "Fleetwood iMac" but in my defense it was clearly funny