Rip James Potter you would have loved wearing a pink sparkly top that said ‘I am kenough’

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

People who see pics of like those fucked up deep sea fish and creatures and go "omg I'm never going swimming in the ocean again 😰😰😰" calm down. They're 5000 feet below where you are and also i went down there and none of them even knew you. Leave them alone bitch

me outside at night: hm. what's the scariest image I've ever seen

some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard

remember being 8 and world records were the most important thing in the whole wide world

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

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