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“What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas…– Right mum?”

“M-maddy....”

“Fuck, ——- –  so I just watched the entire ‘Cabin In The Woods’ movie, and I was cool through the first part ‘cause it was just a bunch of dumb zombies. Y’know, —- nothing I haven’t seen or experienced before. But towards the end of the movie when all those other fucking creatures come out, ——-  I freaked out. I couldn’t take that shit. Especially that ugly fish man, — crawly dude. Now,—- –  let’s just say I’m absolutely terrified to go anywhere in this house by myself cause I’m afraid some nightmare is gonna pop out, —– and kill me.”

“You’ve ----- You’ve experienced zombies?”

“—So you’re saying – I should get out of bed, put clothes on, do my hair just so we can go out and do something and mess it up again, when I’m perfectly comfortable and content right here?”

“..--- But listen, I lost Piper’s goddamn cat, this is important. So just..-- quit whining and help me out here -- please? -- I don’t want to be put in a sex ban again. I'm a good person, I don't deserve this.”

“I- I’m really confused right now Len, what was it you said? I’m sure it wasn’t as bad as you’re making it sound. – Nothing, I’m just extremely tired and I zone out alot lately which really doesn’t help me in class or at work but you know.”

“Pshht, nah -- it was nothing interesting, I promise --- but yeah, why so tired lately? You staying up late?”

“Papi.”

“Yeah, that's right --- address me by my appropriate name.”

“Oh, um. Sorry --- wanna talk about it?”

“No, no, sorry, just….nothing.”

“You sure? You really sure? -- ‘Cause I’m done here and I can help you around if you want.”

“You heard me.”

“No, don’t think I did really --- What did you call me, Piper?”

“Hey papi. Did you miss me?”

“Of course, I di-- Wait, what did you just call me?”

“Oh -- oh, okay --- Hey, you alright? You, uh -- you look upset.”

“Push me!”

“---- Wh-what?”