sunny side of heaven

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

smoking the shit that made oscar wild

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨