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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

I object to the diminishment of this opossum’s OBVIOUS theatrical skill and training

please stop reblogging this post

gno

what’s next?? obama and harry styles finally decide to verify their secret relationship??? am I gonna be sold to one direction tomorrow by my own mother???? 

you’re laughing. my mother is selling me to one direction in the morrow and you’re laughing.

i can't wait for "super hell" to permanently enter our gay vernacular after tonight

hello girl I’m confessing my love to you

girl help I’m being dragged into super hell for being gay

adult birthday party idea: String up the pinata, blindfold me, i pull out my bowie knife, the pinata is filled with yankee candles, i use my sense of smell to guide my blade