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please god let there be footage of will smith hockey hearing the name "macklin celewienie" for the first time

Man I know Shane ruined Ilya's sleepover plans but he really made up for it in spades. I'm sorry I couldn't spend the night; please come to my house for two weeks. You bought me ginger ale; let me buy you Cokes and Doritos and water shoes. You made me a tuna melt; let me make you more burgers than we can eat. You asked me questions I didn't know how to answer; let me make sure you know I'm going to be as honest as I can. I'm sorry I got scared and ran away when you asked for more; let me stay up all night planning the rest of our lives.

canes what the fuck i trusted you

anyone who criticizes mack’s riding has to consider that they didn’t give him a fair chance. he was in the air balancing on a thin stick and we all know will has anything but a thin dick i mean what

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

this nhl draft is funny bc it has the potential to make everyone fucking miserable. leafs jump up to number one (everybody hates that) but the consensus guy gives massive primmadona vibes and has the same high skill low effort knocks as the toronto superstars incumbent. the sharks jump up to two by some funny twist of fate when the most they could have hoped for was a good dman falling to 9 or whatever but now if they take a risky dman at 2 they are potentially letting another franchise altering two way forward slip through their fingers. suffering from success. vancouver missed winning the lottery which they tanked for and deserved but getting 3 means probably drafting your new head coach's son which is awkward, and chicago really needed another star forward at 4 to play with bedard but instead they will probably be picking a defensemen that they dont want or need after taking levshunov at 2 a few years ago instead of sennecke or demidov or helenius etc. a certified everyone stomps and pouts ass draft

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

i kid you not the day they trade sam dickinson is the day i leave tumblr and stop following hockey idc thats MY teal dick

like i get what warso is saying and i do truly believe him. i believe he wants what's best for his players and he has a good relationship with will. but blending lines mid game and benching players as a punishment and making them feel shit about themselves just doesn't sit right with me

ik we've already discussed in great detail how funny the difference in 271's offseasons are but seriously. i cannot believe we get airbnb posting mack riding a hockey stick on main immediately after will smith softball