A lemon??? on a shrimp?????
yummy
Hell yeah. Not only that, but there’s scampi. Noodles involved. Insane right
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A lemon??? on a shrimp?????
yummy
Hell yeah. Not only that, but there’s scampi. Noodles involved. Insane right

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Sometimes i find a whole new flavor of discourse on this site and it feels like getting hit with one bajillion hammers to the skull at the same time by every side of the argument and then i remember why i never post here and then i go back to talking to my friends and nobody else
Whoagh… I have a Master OC for Fallen London now… wild. Everyone say hi to Mr. Damages
Some notes on this freak:
- the Master of Insurance. You can get coverage for anything in London, it just has to go through Mr. Damages
- Real friendly with Tomb-Colonists, and is the only employer around who actively seeks them out to hire
- Tends to arrive at scenes of major accidents entirely unannounced
- has a penchant for collecting and hoarding mementos of tragedy, from burnt scraps of buildings brought down by arson to a newspaper clipping detailing a factory explosion that killed dozens to the nameplate from a sunken ship to the hood of a New Newgate gaoler plucked from the smoldering wreckage of their aircraft. Anything goes
- Thinks of itself as a jokester. Always has some annoying little quip or comment about the misfortunes it takes such pleasure in witnessing
- big fan of the Vake much to every other Master’s chagrin
- Got exiled for keeping a memento of an event that the Judgements would have much rather been wiped from all of astral history. Was told to destroy it or face punishment; it walked itself down to the Neath, clutching that star-fragment close to its chest.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/88578181?view_full_work=true
GUYS LOOK AT THIS THING MY COOL FRIEND WROTE
A Workplace Discussion
Semi sequel/prequel to my previous comic
Big fan of this image I think

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Throughout Deltarune a significant pattern is shaping up. There are multiple couples that are deeply in love, which just so happen to be blue and yellow (sorry there’s no yellow text): Blue x Yellow (the flowers), Elnina x Lanino, and Alphys x Undyne. This color pattern is comparable to the already well known yellow and pink, which is always associated with the eerie and malicious, secret bosses, and the mysterious Friend.
The obvious conclusion this is pointing to is that yellow and pink is evil, and yellow and blue is good, therefore the solution to the Horrors is to have more blue
In this essay, I will explain why Berdly,
fucking killing flowery stimboard
Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today
Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

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I’m so so so normal about TADC ep8,..,
I drew caine with a bee plush .eyestrain warning I think. Click for better quality
IM SO NORMAL ABOUT TADC EPISODE 9
I am covered in bugs, I am bugmogging everyone. I am severing all my ties to humanity to bugmaxx and become the alpha. They will eat my skin and birth me anew. I'm Like The Joker But A Big Bug. I'm like the Joker, But A Big Bug.
If you think of human Ramb I guess he already exists
INSURANCE MASCOT DEATHMATCH! WHO’S WINNING?
Flo and the gang (Progressive)
Jake (Statefarm
Martin the Gecko (Geico)
Mayhem (Allstate)
LiMu and Doug (Liberty Mutual)
The General (The General Insurance)
Professor Burke (Farmers Insurance)
Duck (Aflac)
in fl, there is an extremely cold place.
the only thing standing between you and the cold is a single stove.
to increase the heat output of the stove, you can weld lead plates covered in a burning eldritch language onto it.
if you stick enough eldritch words onto the stove, it gains sentience and runs away.
you can then hunt down and capture the stove, at which point you'll have to decide what to do with it.
one of the things you can do is fix it up so it's better-equipped to travel the world, and let it go.
doing this gives you a quality called "liberator of stoves".
this quality does absolutely nothing.
you can do this multiple times, and it will increase your "liberator of stoves" quality every time.
the quality will continue to do absolutely nothing.
so naturally, there are a number of players who have made it their personal mission to raise it as high as possible
yall cant hide those in the tags T-T
Every time a Fallen London post breaks containment someone inevitably mistakes it for being about Florida instead, and every single time it's glorious.

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If you’re gonna be self conscious enough to pre-emptively declare your actions as “stupid” or “silly” or the like before you even do it, you better at least go into it with full fucking confidence. “Ohh my god I’m so cringe! Don’t look at me that was so bad!” If you’ve already apologized there is no need to make your joy into more apologies!! If you say sorry before you speak and cut yourself off before you’re done with more self-flagellating then you have said nothing and apologized for nothing. Pour your heart out and be sorry only once, and only because the warmth of your passion might singe someone who is unprepared
Man. I haven’t touched the Firmament storyline since completing chapter 3 after it came out and absolutely nothing about what’s come up since then has enticed me to give it another go in spite of the incomprehensible prose and meaningless choices… BUT. I’ve heard talk of the Dawn Machine and Railway and even something regarding The High Wilderness potentially(?) coming in with the recent chapter. Can someone help me confirm if this ties back to older lore (especially Dawn Machine if I can learn more about that glorious nightmare I’d LOVE to see it, Tatterdemalion being an obvious ex-sequencer is consistently so almost close enough to get me to slog through another chapter) because if it does I’ll finally get back on that grind