a real C4h4O2

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

@quam-caecus-es

i have a suggestion

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.