squeeze me and add some sugar

I will be ok when I sit by the sea for 5 hours

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

I love leo so much i might just name my firstborn after him

Let the record state: this post is about footballer lionel messi and NOT charles leclercs dog